'1000 Regrets' by Nicola Genovese at Lokal-int, Biel

I regret not following the cat that led me into the forest, where I saw strange, glowing creatures dancing in a circle.

I regret not listening to the whispering voices that told me to dig deeper in the abandoned well in my backyard.

I regret that I didn't accept Mark's offer, who promised me a key to unlock a door.

I regret not staying in the dream longer, where I met my deceased loved ones, and they showed me the secrets of the afterlife.

I regret that I didn't follow the rules.

I regret that I didn't keep the red balloon that was tied to my wrist.

I regret not eating the rotten fruit the older woman at the farmer's market offered me.

I regret not answering the phone call from the empty house next door.

I regret that I didn't jump off the bridge.

I regret not listening to the ghostly voices that whispered to me.

I regret that I didn't open the box that was left on my doorstep.

I regret that I didn't attend the circus around the corner.

I regret not following the strange music that led me to the abandoned carnival.

I regret that I didn't explore the forbidden library that was hidden behind the secret door in my grandmother's attic.

I regret that I didn't write one word during the lockdown.

I regret not taking the elevator to the top floor of the abandoned skyscraper, where I could have seen the entire city from above.

I regret that I didn't catch that black butterfly.

I regret not confronting the man in the bowler hat who followed me through the crowded streets, asking for my name and deepest secrets.

I regret not trying that new drug that promised to unlock the universe's secrets.

I regret that I didn't follow the trail of breadcrumbs that led me deep into the forest, where I met a talking fox who showed me the true nature of reality.

I regret that I didn't say hello after I left.

I regret that I didn't heed the warnings of the ghostly apparition that haunted my dreams.

I regret that I didn't enter the mysterious door in the middle of my bedroom one night, leading to an alternate dimension where everything was upside down and backwards.

I regret that I didn't embrace the chaos of the carnival that rolled into town, with its strange games and twisted attractions that defied all logic and reason.

I regret that I didn't accept the offer from the enigmatic stranger who promised to show me the meaning of life, but at a terrible price.

I regret not telling you I was wrong when I pointed out your inadequacy.

I regret that I didn't beat that wall.

I regret that I didn't seize the opportunity to take control of my life and break free from the constraints of society and convention.

I regret that I didn't fully embrace the freedom of making choices.

I regret that I didn't start making art earlier.

I regret that I didn't confront the truth of my existence and the inevitability of my mortality.

I regret that I didn't seek out authentic experiences that would have allowed me to connect with my humanity and the essential nature of the universe.

I regret that I didn't accept the burden of responsibility for my actions and their impact on others, instead living in a state of moral ambiguity and indifference.

I regret that I didn't confront the absurdity of the world and the inherent meaninglessness of existence.

I regret that I didn't accept the truth of my nothingness and the fleeting nature of my consciousness.

I regret that I didn't confront the dark side of my personality.

I regret not recognizing the archetypal patterns and symbols that govern my life.

I regret that I didn't embrace the transformative potential of my psyche.

I regret that I didn't integrate the various aspects of my personality into a cohesive whole.

I regret that I didn't seek meaningful experiences that would allow me to connect with my spirituality and transcend the limitations of the material world.

I regret that I didn't recognize the interconnectedness of all things and the collective unconscious that binds us together.

I regret not becoming a Buddhist.

I regret not tightening the knot.

I regret not wearing a hat made of jellybeans on the day of your birthday.

I regret that I didn't write my grocery list in the form of a riddle.

I regret not closing my eyes last Friday night.

I regret not painting my car in rainbow colours and riding it like a unicorn.

I regret not dressing up as a giant dick and walking through the city streets.

I regret not speaking in rhyming couplets for an entire day.

I regret not creating a sculpture of my face out of mashed potatoes.

I regret not fully exploring the depths of my depravity.

I regret that I didn't fail enough.

I regret I change my underwear after fucking with you

I regret that I didn't dare to pursue my deepest desires.

I regret not acknowledging existence's absurdity and embracing life's fleeting pleasures.

I regret not living my life more authentically and honestly.

I regret that I didn't take that train.

I regret not recognizing the absurdity of existence and instead clinging 

I regret not realizing the illusion of order and meaning.

I regret that I didn't eat that cheesecake.

I regret not suggesting the right thing to the right person.

I regret not seeing the beauty in chaos and destruction.

I regret not understanding the complexity and ambiguity of human nature.

I regret not taking more risks and living with more remarkable courage and audacity.

I regret I made no effort to leave you.

I regret not taking the death of your favourite bird seriously.

I regret not cleaning the toilet after vomiting the whole night.

I regret that I didn't unlock the phone to call your ex-boyfriend.

I regret not saying a word after you slapped my face.

I regret that I didn't dare to run after that car.

I regret not calling my mother before she got seriously sick.

I regret that I didn't hug her enough.

I regret I didn't love my body enough.

I regret not yelling at the priest when he told me masturbation was evil.

I regret not starting any physical fight.

I regret that I increased the level of anxiety of many friends.

I regret not having the courage to confront my fear of clouds.

I regret not listening to the advice of my imaginary friend.

I regret not embracing the fear of death.

I regret not discovering the secret of happiness.

I regret not being able to taste my skin colour.

I regret not being able to hear the sound of my thoughts.

I regret not being able to touch the intangible.

I regret not having a third arm.

I regret not being able to communicate telepathically with animals.

I regret not understanding the true meaning of the universe.

I regret not enjoying my nightmares.

I regret not being able to see the world from the perspective of a tree.

I regret not discovering the secret of kombucha.

I regret not being able to communicate with aliens from other galaxies.

I regret not understanding the rituals of my best friend.

I regret not being able to feel the sun's warmth on a cold winter's day.

I regret not writing 1000 regrets.